Your prompt set was hard because I had to fight images from your Wilson/women-with-different-nails fic. Thank you for NOT using photophosphorylation. People were evil enough as it was! I wanted nice easy words for this project and ended up with stuff like "argent" and "mutiny." *pouts* Hence ficlets.

Glad you liked the bit about the menorah. I was going to have House put some dreidel ornaments on the tree, but the sentence got too long. :)

I'm not sure why House is being Xmasy

*grin* perspi's theory above is a good one.