I heart English

[bironic]

The response from the hotel contact regarding Internet access:

there is no charge for the internet at either hotel we do have hard
wire access if need at the [hotel 1] just bring your own ethernet cord
we have them but they are for sale at thee [hotel 2] they are
provided for you to make a reservation at either just give the hotel of
your choice a calll directly and they will be more than happy to help
you thanks for inquireing

Am tempted to write back, "your welcome thanx for you're response i have my own cabble am going to send my reservation sincerely."