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bironic ([personal profile] bironic) wrote2007-11-06 10:41 pm

House 4.6, "Whatever It Takes"

Behold, your weekly list of random points:

- Wilson still packs his lunch. Wilson is, based on lack of other evidence, still living in the hotel, where he does not appear to have a kitchen. Possible conclusion: Wilson goes to House's place to cook. House then believes it is his right to steal Wilson's food, as it was made in his place of residence (while he watched TV and/or got constantly in the way on purpose and/or ate things straight from the cutting board at great risk to his own fingers).

- Re: a WIP, I took many mental notes about the manner in which House was recruited by a secret government agency, took the job, and dealt with the people there when he arrived. Short version: He didn't believe them but went anyway, made male stripper jokes, didn't tell Cuddy or Wilson what was going on, and left in the middle of a case without following up.

- Life partner. Heh. I do love how nonchalant House can be about making jokes about himself like that, even though he disclaims gayness just as often.

- So House is on a Top Secret project in a Top Secret facility, making alien autopsy and X-Files jokes, not allowed to know the guy's full medical history or where he's been stationed, about to treat a patient named "John." Right until they walked into his room, he could have been Sheppard. Oh, tell me you weren't thinking the same thing.

- BIFF!

- I like the patient. She's snarky and speaks at a normal speed.

- Ha, House has "cutthroat bitch" programmed into his cell. I wonder if she broke into his office and input her number in his address book and then he kept it but changed her name to that.

- Cameron pouting at Chase! She's been fun tonight, getting to play more than usual, use a wider range of intonations and expressions. And lookin' hot in the shirt-under-scrubs getup and autumnal blazer/sweater.

- Still a little steamrolled by the number of fellows with all their quirks and motivations and conflicts, but noted with interest Thirteen saying just the right thing to convince Foreman to let them to the tests; she's studying everyone and learning how to manipulate them, just how House likes it. (Also, thought of [livejournal.com profile] recrudescence's Thirteen/Amber fic when Thirteen said the guy wasn't "packing.") Did Mormon boy go home after he said his son was waiting for something? If not, could be a sign of his House-induced eroding personal values.

- Yikes, but they're piling on the innuendo tonight. I was just about to decide to be disgusted with it when they kept going with the vagina comment into "chances of invasion are slim to none." Because that was clever.

- Wilson may not have appeared until halfway through the hour, but he owns his scenes. He doesn't stop at not believing that House is working for the CIA, he has pre-planned responses about Chase's newest bet! He is fixated on House being naked! He has shifty eyes while discussing the importing of illegal drugs (on a dead phone line)! He is flustered in front of Cuddy and forgets the proper extension! (As if Cuddy couldn't have called House's cell and gotten the extension herself. Though House probably wouldn't have given it to her, especially if he knew cooperating would've protected Wilson.) He can't believe he's getting punished in a completely un-fun way for something he didn't do! His face! His adorably whiny voice! (You know you flashed back to him as a kid complaining to his mom about being grounded for something his brother did, because she expected better of Jimmy at least.)

- Everyone thinks they know what House wants, but most, if not all, of them are wrong, or at least none of them get the whole picture. Mostly they're projecting. For instance: Foreman thinks the fellows don't care about medicine, but only about their jobs, while it's clear his mind isn't on the patient at all, but about being right and proving himself to them and to House and to whoever else.

- "If you learned anything today, it's that you can be wrong." And Foreman hangs his head. Um. But isn't that the lesson that almost crushed him last year with that girl off the streets? Not to mention all the other times, including his misjudgment in "History"?

- Foreman/House comparison going strong tonight. Leading teams, being certain of each diagnosis along the way (was it "Damned If You Do" where House tells Cuddy he's always sure about what's wrong with the patient until new evidence makes him throw the theory out and find a new one?), being berated and humbled, regaining confidence, supervising alternative treatments that end up working.

- Poor not-radiation-sickness guy. Seriously, though, how many Brazil nuts did he eat to end up in that condition?

- Other doctor: How can you flirt with him when [something about how House is arrogant and a liar]?
House: I was right.
Other doctor: That doesn't mean everything.


But clearly it means enough that (a) millions of people tune in every week to watch him be a bastard and (b) Cuddy hasn't fired him yet, because the arrogance is almost always backed up by an eventually correct diagnosis.

- Hee, House vs. Elevator Door.

- Oh, did not see the thallium twist coming! Cool. Too bad they only gave that guy an extra dose of personality because they were going to get rid of him. I wonder if he still had his mind set on leaving and pulled this stunt because he didn't care about keeping his job as much as he cared about helping disadvantaged people. Er, unless it was the plastic surgeon who wanted to leave. I can't remember. I think it was this guy.

- Ah, I really thought House was going to get his punishment taken away while Wilson still had to do his. That would just be so typical of the justice of their friendship.

- So we lost one fellow-to-be but gained another. I wonder how the others will take to their new competitor, how cool she'll be in the face of their scrambling, and whether House will pretend at all that she's not there because he thinks she's smokin' hot.



Also, while I doubt next week's episode will be UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN, as the announcer promised, it does look great. Yay show.


ETA: ND's review (f-locked); moony's comment!fic
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[identity profile] ignazwisdom.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Cameron pouting at Chase! She's been fun tonight, getting to play more than usual, use a wider range of intonations and expressions. And lookin' hot in the shirt-under-scrubs getup and autumnal blazer/sweater.

I am PATHETICALLY in love with the two of them. With all three of the ex-fellows, really. Every single scene that had more than one of them in it tonight was just -- love.

Yikes, but they're getting away with a lot of innuendo tonight. I was just about to decide to be disgusted with it when they kept going with the vagina comment into "chances of invasion are slim to none." Because that was clever.

That's exactly what I said! :D

And WILSON!
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
WILSON! "That is not true... I have never been to Afghanistan... House..."

That's exactly what I said!

As it is true! Nevertheless, uh oh -- I didn't steal the sentiment re: innuendo, but on re-reading your post I see I may have absorbed your phrasing, and will change.

I am PATHETICALLY in love with the two of them.

They have been very cute so far this season. It's a shame they couldn't have been this much fun when they were still main characters.
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[identity profile] ignazwisdom.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
WILSON! "That is not true... I have never been to Afghanistan... House..."

I was waiting for some major Wilson revelation in that scene. He seemed so anxious about the background check he suspected had been done on him. Anyone else?

As it is true! Nevertheless, uh oh -- I didn't steal the sentiment re: innuendo, but on re-reading your post I see I may have absorbed your phrasing, and will change.

D: No, that's not what I meant! I just meant that I agreed!

They have been very cute so far this season. It's a shame they couldn't have been this much fun when they were still main characters.

Ugh, no kidding. It's breaking my heart that they got so much more likable and interesting when they started getting less screen time.
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
He seemed so anxious about the background check he suspected had been done on him. Anyone else?

Yes! And Dee down below. Maybe Wilson used to deal drugs to the brother we haven't heard about since Season One, and it's all been very hush hush but not so hush hush that the CIA couldn't uncover it. Hey, it's canon that Wilson gives his patients pot under the table.

I just meant that I agreed!

Oh yes! Oh no, now there is a sad face! Your earlier happy face did communicate that you weren't mad, but I'm still sensitive about possibly stealing other people's writing, even when it's not on purpose, so, changed. It's all good.
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[identity profile] ignazwisdom.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! And Dee down below. Maybe Wilson used to deal drugs to the brother we haven't heard about since Season One, and it's all been very hush hush but not so hush hush that the CIA couldn't uncover it. Hey, it's canon that Wilson gives his patients pot under the table.

OR MAYBE HE'S SECRETLY BI AND WANTS TO NAIL HOUSE! My god, are you actually referring to something we saw happen multiple seasons ago? It's almost like you think this show has continuity or something! :P
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no. The brother will never be mentioned again, while Grace will live on in infamy. I like Dee's theory that she's what Wilson flashed to on the phone.
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[identity profile] ignazwisdom.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's not nearly as sexy as my theory about Wilson's background check turning up a bunch of subscriptions to gay porn sites. :(
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Which House was scrolling through while he sat naked at the computer with his empty Viagra bottle. Wilson knows this because he's caught him at it before. (Secretly, Wilson maintains some of those subscriptions just so House will break into his computer and watch them.)

[identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't read your post yet but have to comment on "UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN" -- except when they used the exact same conceit a billion years ago on MASH. Rolling my eyes, I was.

[identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Wilson voted for Viagra!
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
He didn't mention that what House had on his computer screen before he collapsed naked and Viagra-d on the floor in front of it were digital pictures of Wilson he keeps snapping in the men's room, which piss Wilson off enough that he snaps House's name and tries to grab the camera but not so much that he'll chase him out of the bathroom because that would just look weird.
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[identity profile] ignazwisdom.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I support your findings, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
:D I think you already do.

[identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
A fatal dose of selenium is 4 mg/kg body weight and Brazil nuts can contain as much as 544 micrograms of selenium per ounce, thus sayeth Google. So *quick math* -- He'd have to have eaten around 8 ounces a day of nuts containing the highest amount of selenium.
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
How much do I love you for having looked that up and shared it?

This graph (http://www.dadamo.com/typebase4/depictor5.pl?73) has a fun bar over selenium per 1-cup serving of Brazil nuts.

Now, is 8 oz. of Brazil nuts a lot to eat every day? Instinct says yes.

[identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's a half a pound of nuts, so he'd basically be living in the bathroom. Which must have made it difficult to go out dancing with his secretly sexy new girlfriend. :)
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Alas, I suspected the numbers were off. Unless his nuts were on (selenium) steroids (*snerk*), like the other PotW. So there still could've been an assassination plot.

Nameless Brazilian hitman #1: Hey, Target X likes our nuts.
Nameless Brazilian hitman #2: *snort*
Nameless Brazilian hitman #1: Shut up. We triple the amount of selenium in the nuts he buys, nobody will know what happened to him.

[identity profile] pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hehee! That's very funny!

Even if he consumed that much every day for 40 days, those nuts would still have to be on selenium booster shots, since his body weight was around 90kg. He'd be eating them by the boxcar load!
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Brazil nut IV drip? Brazil nut powder that he thought was local drugs? Brazil nut coating on the condoms he used with the attaché? (C'mon, there had to be some connection with sex. It's House. I was actually all prepared for House to go, Oh yes! Flaking skin, hair loss and weakness are rare but documented side effects of syphilis!)

[identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Wilson was SO nervous about that background check. Grace? Or something else we don't know about?

There was a lot to like about this episode, aside from hot chick thinking she's a good candidate for a job with House even though she did nothing medical at all during the eppy.
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, he did seem nervous -- things I forgot to write down and thus forgot to mention, #46. Ignaz just said the same thing, a few comments up. It did seem like he had something to hide, but then, his whole brother backstory was dropped as soon as it was brought up, so (a) why would they think they need to introduce something new (unless they are connected?), and (b) why would we think there'll be follow-up this time? :(

(Anonymous) 2007-11-07 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't that have come up during the Tritter arc? Oh right, it didn't happen.
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Tri-who? No, no, everyone's memories were erased at the end of whatever episode that was where it all suddenly went back to normal. Yes. Actually, this makes me sad all over again that Tritter didn't dig up anything on Wilson like he tried to dig up stuff on Chase (the Vogler backstabbing) and Foreman (the brother in jail) and Cameron ("don't go there").
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Your theory about Grace is more likely in the context of the show than something to do with Wilson's brother, considering the ratio of references made to her vs. him. But how would anyone know about their affair unless House blabbed? Grace is probably dead, and those three are the only ones who knew what happened -- that we know about, anyway.

[identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying it's reasonable that anyone would find out (as much as anything is EVER reasonable in the show universe), only that maybe that's what Wilson was nervous about.

Eh, that part of the scene was mostly there to make Wilson look nebbishy so we'd laugh, so I'm not going to worry about it.

[identity profile] elynittria.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Wilson was wonderful, but I was distinctly underwhelmed by the episode. I'm at the point where I wouldn't even bother watching every week except that I keep hoping that the season will improve at some point. :(

For the most part, House just seems to be a caricature of himself these days, as does House.
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
That is sad. I hope things start happening that draw you back in. I'm disappointed that we're not watching the same show we grew to love in season one, or at least that we're not watching the same sort of things that made us love season one (let me project my love for season one onto you), but I'm enjoying this season so far -- much more so than the start of season three. House does seem to be more of a caricature, or if not an exaggeration then perhaps more like he's not doing anything while all the other characters talk about what he is and isn't, but I think he's taking second stage to the Great Fellow Competition of '07; after the team gets picked, things may settle down and we'll get to see more (good) character eps.

[identity profile] elynittria.livejournal.com 2007-11-07 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
(let me project my love for season one onto you)

No projection needed—as a whole, that's my favorite season.

I'm enjoying this season so far -- much more so than the start of season three

Well, I hated the beginning of S3 too, and that season got better (at least during the Tritter arc, which was angsty and hard to watch at the time but provided a lot of great character interaction and fodder for fan fiction). So maybe there's hope for S4.

Whee! I love the new Edit Comment feature! It's about bloody time these feature was provided.
Edited 2007-11-08 01:27 (UTC)
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely! Next up, mass memory editing/deletion and category renaming, plz.

Now, what did you edit... Ah! Yes, I'm a big believer in letting enough episodes go by that we can really get a feel for what's going on. I didn't fully get a handle on the Tritter arc until it was over, and I definitely don't yet know what they're doing with all the characters yet this season, even the ones we know are sticking around. So we shall see where they take us. Assuming we get where we're going before the strike continues long enough to disrupt the season's conclusion.

[identity profile] elynittria.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, you can't edit comments that have been replied to; hence, I can't fix the brain/hand disconnect that resulted in "these feature" instead of "this feature." *facepalm*
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, whatever. We probably shouldn't be spending our time scouring old comments for typos anyway. :)

[identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Thirteen? Packing? *perks up*

Still need to actually see this episode, but I've been reading everyone's posts. Sounds like TPTB are pouring on the bigger-better-faster with everything from gay jokes to new characters. When will it end?

I mean, I'll still watch the rerun this weekend. This is my fandom.
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[identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com 2007-11-08 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Bigger and faster, better is debatable. :) Thirteen was talking about guns, but pffft. Post-genderfuck innuendo's better.