Mission reports in 17 easy syllables

[bironic]

So Pru was talking about how Sheppard must write totally unhelpful mission reports such as "We went to the village. There was a pony," and her examples got me thinking about him writing them up as haiku just to be difficult. Such as this one:

Bite got infected.
Briefly turned into a bug.
(I really hate bugs.)

(Oh, look, my word count for December just rose to 12.)

Anyone want to play? Any mission, from any character. Or do a patient-of-the-week case from House & co. We can play guessing games.... Come on, I need something to distract me while we're still here working when most of the rest of the country is at home....

Comments

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

From Wilson:

Broken-hearted man
of fire choked Cameron - hee hee.
House said sorry. YAY!

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Hee - I'm picturing that written with little heart-dotted "i"s in Wilson's diary.

Rabies case revealed
That Wilson has two brothers.
Nice: a mystery.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

I do not use heart
dots, he said indignantly,
erasing madly.

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

Why can't I write short?
Dee asked, and proved herself so
Wrong, with haiku bunnies.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

The tight form is nice.
Seventeen syllables or
eight thousand words. Oy.

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Any haiku that
uses the word "oy" is a
winner in my book.