Mission reports in 17 easy syllables

[bironic]

So Pru was talking about how Sheppard must write totally unhelpful mission reports such as "We went to the village. There was a pony," and her examples got me thinking about him writing them up as haiku just to be difficult. Such as this one:

Bite got infected.
Briefly turned into a bug.
(I really hate bugs.)

(Oh, look, my word count for December just rose to 12.)

Anyone want to play? Any mission, from any character. Or do a patient-of-the-week case from House & co. We can play guessing games.... Come on, I need something to distract me while we're still here working when most of the rest of the country is at home....

Comments

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

From Wilson:

Broken-hearted man
of fire choked Cameron - hee hee.
House said sorry. YAY!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

From House:

Red's not my color.
I'll make an exception for
him, matched with purple.

[perspi.livejournal.com]

Genii invaded
Kolya wanted Atlantis
I did not agree

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Who knew sitting in
a chair would lead to something
so out of this world?

[perspi.livejournal.com]

I'm an arrogant
ass but it's not like I blew
up a sun--oh, wait.

(Also? This isn't helping me finish my story scene...)

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

The haiku, I can't
Write it worth a tinker's damn.
I am put to shame.

Hee.

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Which was the one where
they all wore collars? Haven't
seen it; sounds so hot.

[roga.livejournal.com]

Carter's Log:

Today Sheppard wrote:
"Discovered new use for cuffs."
Should I even ask?

Today's report said:
"Rodney definitely gay."
Did not need to know.

Mission 9 Report:
"Aliens made us do it."
WHAT THE FUCK, SHEPPARD

[daasgrrl.livejournal.com]

Christmas went quite well;
Food and family were fine.
But the Monk ep sucked.

I cannot believe
What you get up to in here
When I'm not around.

A day late, and your
Work is now done, but so what?
Still I must join in.

House offers Castle
But Wilson declines, takes Queen.
Stalemate yet again.

(Haiku fixations
Mean much counting on fingers
And odd, stilted speech.)

:)

[thirdblindmouse.livejournal.com]

These are wonderful. *+mems* Coincidentally, I've been writing to my mother purely in haiku all week (I don't think she's noticed).

(I'm not stalking you
backwards through time, unless you
count following tags.)