Mission reports in 17 easy syllables

[bironic]

So Pru was talking about how Sheppard must write totally unhelpful mission reports such as "We went to the village. There was a pony," and her examples got me thinking about him writing them up as haiku just to be difficult. Such as this one:

Bite got infected.
Briefly turned into a bug.
(I really hate bugs.)

(Oh, look, my word count for December just rose to 12.)

Anyone want to play? Any mission, from any character. Or do a patient-of-the-week case from House & co. We can play guessing games.... Come on, I need something to distract me while we're still here working when most of the rest of the country is at home....

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[roga.livejournal.com]

Carter's Log:

Today Sheppard wrote:
"Discovered new use for cuffs."
Should I even ask?

Today's report said:
"Rodney definitely gay."
Did not need to know.

Mission 9 Report:
"Aliens made us do it."
WHAT THE FUCK, SHEPPARD

[bironic.livejournal.com]

LOLOL

Cannot match hilarity at the moment

[roga.livejournal.com]

Because if aliens made them do it it's not against regs. He's even being a good boy and reporting it.

What? he asked innocently.

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Oh please; 's not as if
Carter hasn't had her share
of sex rituals.

[roga.livejournal.com]

Hee! Exactly.

It starts with a 'hi',
and ends with shackled teammates;
you know how it goes...

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Oh, Pegasus. I'll
always remember that time
with the tentacles.

[roga.livejournal.com]

What a perfect ode to end the evening with, as I am going to sleep! Hope you don't work for much longer, and good night :-)

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I am home now; all is well. Sleep tight!

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

♥

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Love the last line!

[nightdog-barks.livejournal.com]

It starts with the Wraith
And proceeds to tentacles.
Ronon does not like.