Mission reports in 17 easy syllables

[bironic]

So Pru was talking about how Sheppard must write totally unhelpful mission reports such as "We went to the village. There was a pony," and her examples got me thinking about him writing them up as haiku just to be difficult. Such as this one:

Bite got infected.
Briefly turned into a bug.
(I really hate bugs.)

(Oh, look, my word count for December just rose to 12.)

Anyone want to play? Any mission, from any character. Or do a patient-of-the-week case from House & co. We can play guessing games.... Come on, I need something to distract me while we're still here working when most of the rest of the country is at home....

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[daasgrrl.livejournal.com]

Christmas went quite well;
Food and family were fine.
But the Monk ep sucked.

I cannot believe
What you get up to in here
When I'm not around.

A day late, and your
Work is now done, but so what?
Still I must join in.

House offers Castle
But Wilson declines, takes Queen.
Stalemate yet again.

(Haiku fixations
Mean much counting on fingers
And odd, stilted speech.)

:)

[bironic.livejournal.com]

It's never too late
for haiku! Finger-counting
and all (not just me?).

"Daddy's Boy" is on.
House and Wilson are flirting
like mad while Chase smiles.

Wilson will find out
what House does with his cane when
he buys him dinner.

Too bad about the
patient; all that Ivy League
schooling gone to waste.

It was funny when
the law firm guy thought Cameron
was a hooker, though.

Must go back to work
tomorrow, alas. At least
we had today off.

[daasgrrl.livejournal.com]

Hee, that haiku stuff is very tiring. But that really does bring back the high points of 'Daddy's Boy' for me - awww, those were the days. Did you pick mine? XD

[bironic.livejournal.com]

*g* I am trying to think of all the times Wilson has pwned House and see if the rest of the B plot fits ... is it the one with the cane-sawing? I think it is not.

I still can't get over how eye-flirty those two were in "Daddy's Boy," from the initial ddx scene where Wilson has all his rapid-fire counterarguments prepared to the innuendo-laced conversation by the bike to the "I've been borrowing from you"/"I've been lying to you" in increasing amounts convo by Wilson's car.

[daasgrrl.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a bit obscure - House vs God, with far too many metaphors *g*

Geez, the 'lying' conversation was from that ep too? It seems packed with goodness. I generally don't rewatch eps ('skim for scenes', yes, rewatch, no) but I might have to the way things are going XD

[bironic.livejournal.com]

a) How did I not see how cute your icon was before?

b) Stottlemeyer: Lemme tell you something. I'm not afraid to admit this. I loved that man.

:D

[daasgrrl.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU WATCHING MORE MONK? LOL. That would be Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico. Yes, it's a gift. And a curse.

The show is amazing with my newfound slash goggles. Stottlemeyer has told Monk he loves him at least twice, three if you count the above. Although one of those times he actually said it to Randy by accident (but of course), and Randy duly returned his sentiments. There's also the "I miss you. I need you." to Randy which made me squee embarrassingly, and I don't even ship them *g*.

Who me, ramble?

[bironic.livejournal.com]

That would be Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico. Yes, it's a gift.

*g* Bonus point for you. Yes, I caught the latter half of it after Close Encounters of the Third Kind ended. Can't -- turn -- off -- the Stottlemeyer/Monk (S/M, hee hee) filter. Curse you! *shakes fist in suitably melodramatic British-villain manner* Eh, it adds to the fun of the show.