Mission reports in 17 easy syllables

[bironic]

So Pru was talking about how Sheppard must write totally unhelpful mission reports such as "We went to the village. There was a pony," and her examples got me thinking about him writing them up as haiku just to be difficult. Such as this one:

Bite got infected.
Briefly turned into a bug.
(I really hate bugs.)

(Oh, look, my word count for December just rose to 12.)

Anyone want to play? Any mission, from any character. Or do a patient-of-the-week case from House & co. We can play guessing games.... Come on, I need something to distract me while we're still here working when most of the rest of the country is at home....

Comments

[bironic.livejournal.com]

a) How did I not see how cute your icon was before?

b) Stottlemeyer: Lemme tell you something. I'm not afraid to admit this. I loved that man.

:D

[daasgrrl.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU WATCHING MORE MONK? LOL. That would be Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico. Yes, it's a gift. And a curse.

The show is amazing with my newfound slash goggles. Stottlemeyer has told Monk he loves him at least twice, three if you count the above. Although one of those times he actually said it to Randy by accident (but of course), and Randy duly returned his sentiments. There's also the "I miss you. I need you." to Randy which made me squee embarrassingly, and I don't even ship them *g*.

Who me, ramble?

[bironic.livejournal.com]

That would be Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico. Yes, it's a gift.

*g* Bonus point for you. Yes, I caught the latter half of it after Close Encounters of the Third Kind ended. Can't -- turn -- off -- the Stottlemeyer/Monk (S/M, hee hee) filter. Curse you! *shakes fist in suitably melodramatic British-villain manner* Eh, it adds to the fun of the show.