Mission reports in 17 easy syllables

[bironic]

So Pru was talking about how Sheppard must write totally unhelpful mission reports such as "We went to the village. There was a pony," and her examples got me thinking about him writing them up as haiku just to be difficult. Such as this one:

Bite got infected.
Briefly turned into a bug.
(I really hate bugs.)

(Oh, look, my word count for December just rose to 12.)

Anyone want to play? Any mission, from any character. Or do a patient-of-the-week case from House & co. We can play guessing games.... Come on, I need something to distract me while we're still here working when most of the rest of the country is at home....

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[perspi.livejournal.com]

Genii invaded
Kolya wanted Atlantis
I did not agree

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

Perfection

[perspi.livejournal.com]

Ooooo, gun porn. :)

Now I need to think of a House one...

[bironic.livejournal.com]

:D The lack of punctuation makes it all the funnier.

Wraith made us see ghosts.
I shot Ronon and McKay.
Typical mission.