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Date: Feb. 2nd, 2008 06:06 am (UTC)Onlookers judging girlfriend quality
First of all, I don't date; I glomp. This explains why, when my boyfriend T. was out of town, I was living in his house, sitting on his couch with his little sister, watching Firefly. Having recently been introduced to Firefly (by said boyfriend; I definitely owe him for that), I was in an evangelical mood, so I hijacked my friend J. for 24 hours straight to show him all of Firefly. While we were watching, some of T.'s relatives dropped by, and I was of course introduced to them as T.'s
glompergirlfriend. I was told afterwards that after observing J. and I in the living room together, they asked, very shocked, if T. was okay with this. Apparently J. and I were having a torrid affair. In T.'s house ...on the couch next to his little sister? I'm a bit baffled by this conclusion. Nevertheless, that was not to be the end of Our Great Love. About a year later, while walking down the street together we were taken for newlyweds. Twice, I think. SO confused. I can't imagine that we at all give off a couple-y vibe, but just to be on the safe side, I insisted he make an honest woman of me. He bought me a 25 cent ring from one of those vending machines, and told me that just as some bought their fiancees diamonds to represent the depth and lastingness of their feelings, this loop of tin topped with a pink pineapple represented the depth and lastingness of his. I hope this assuages T.'s relatives' delicate sensibilities.