I hope I don't jinx myself by doing this…

[bironic]

Behold, my most excellent (and not safe for work!) Kink Bingo card. I have some WsIP that will slot in and a few new ideas, but I also have trouble focusing on one story at a time. Ergo, a poll.

[Poll #1192300]

Comments

[theninth.livejournal.com]

I like your card much better than mine (http://ninefics.livejournal.com/34946.html). Mostly because you have tentacles!

[bironic.livejournal.com]

I'm heavily drawn to the top half [of mine], especially the upper right corner. Trying to decide the best way to do a bingo instead of jumping all over the place.

I'm sorry that your card isn't doing it for you. It looks okay to me, but obviously it's all relative to who wants to write what kinks. You can always use the middle square for tentacles (or whatever), but I guess that will only get you so far if many of the other squares aren't attracting you at all. :( It's too bad you can't put in for a different card.

[theninth.livejournal.com]

A lot of the prompts ARE doing it for me. Just not in any sort of Bingo-winning order. If nothing else, this will force me to write things that are bordering on squickish (bukakke and gangbang).

I'm sneaking tentacles into the double-penetration (one hole) story.

Man. That sounds so wrong.

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Oooh. No, it sounds just fine. :)

Just not in any sort of Bingo-winning order.

Ah -- well then I definitely sympathize. And might recommend posting those two squicky prompts at the community discussion post to see if anyone comes up with palatable interpretations...?

I am thinking about doing one Bingo row, somehow, and then doing a simultaneous row type thing or a postage stamp, in order to include the remaining kinks that I really like. Of course, if the next few months are anything like the last few, this is all a pipe dream. But it is a nice dream.

[theninth.livejournal.com]

I think I intentionally sign up for things like this because I have other things I'm supposed to be doing. I apparently thrive under pressure and the fear of deadlines.

What's slightly disturbing (imo) is how many of these things I've already written before. Disturbing more in the "people consider that a kink? But it seems so normal" way.

[thingswithwings.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you made me vote against sga tentacles! I love sga tentacles! but the house fic is so intriguing.

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Hee! Of course, just because one gets written first doesn't mean there won't be the other at some point. :)

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

I had a weird dream involving rescuing Hugh from a horny giant squid-lobster thing that I think was making fun of tentacle porn.

[azdaja-dafema.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've read Vampire!House fic, or at least, blood-sucking-vampire rather than emotional vampire. Sounds interesting.

[bironic.livejournal.com]

...I hesitate to explore the symbolism of that one. :D Was it fun?

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Not only are vampires tasty, vampirism is a most excellent metaphor for him! This particular ficlet I have in mind is probably going to be a sequel to the other vamp!House ficlet I did in January, here (http://bironic.livejournal.com/111354.html) if you didn't catch it.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

yeah, I kicked in the door and said "let go of him you bitch!" like Sigourney Weaver or Samwise and then blew the monster into chunks of perfectly cooked squid and lobster with this rifle-bazooka type weapon and then ran over to Hugh and he gave me a big kiss. The whole thing was in the context of this weird pirate movie and Hugh said, "Wait a minute, you just won in a pirate movie and you didn't even get any treasure!" and I said "Right now I'm looking at two blue jewels that are worth more to me than any treasure," and he blushed.

[bironic.livejournal.com]

LOL. Awesome.

[azdaja-dafema.livejournal.com]

I think I missed that, thanks for the link. I agree- it seems a metaphor that fits.