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Title: Pierced
Pairing: Anthropomorphic
Rating: Adult
Kink: Your pick of Piercing/Needles and F---ing Machines
Word Count: 315
A/N: Crack. I'm sorry. From two squares on my [livejournal.com profile] kink_bingo card, even though the story's not even long enough to qualify. Just thought of it and couldn't get it out of my brain.


Muslin sighed as callused, capable fingers played over her bare skin, heating her at the contact. The hands spread her flat, stretched her open, the perfunctory preparation hopelessly arousing, until she lay trembling on the table, her back arched over her partner's steel-strong arm, more than ready.

When she thought she could no longer bear the anticipation, there came the deep, vibrating hum of Singer gearing up to ravish her. The hands held her taut and wide as Singer's long, gleaming needle descended from above and pierced her, thick and sure. She would have cried out with the sharp pleasure if she could have. Before she could grow accustomed to the sensation of being filled, Singer retreated. Her hips rose to chase him, but the hands held her more firmly to his surface. A few more slow penetrations, and then, his vibrations quickening, he set a swift, punishing pace. She writhed and wrinkled and slid beneath those maddening hands as Singer thrust in and out of her with inhuman steadiness, his thread teasing her holes with each push and retreat, as he moved precisely down her dotted line. Muslin let the combination of those hands and Singer's thrusts push her until her head hung over the edge of the table, where she shuddered, her edge curling, and went limp with ecstasy.

At last, Singer's rhythm stuttered -- back, forward, back again -- and he stilled, quieting. After a moment, he withdrew, smooth and slow. The hands patted her down. She twitched at the swift flick of the scissor that separated Singer's warm trailing thread from the knot he'd left in her. She sighed as the hands lifted her away from her partner and folded her before placing her to the side. She lamented the separation, but she knew, as those sweet hands reached for the bolt of cloth that would become her pockets, that they would meet again.





x-posted to anthropomor_fic
 

Date: Jun. 14th, 2009 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perspi.livejournal.com
GOOD LORD NOW I WILL BE DISTRACTED WHILE TRYING TO PUT MY QUILT TOGETHER. Um. Thanks?

Date: Jun. 14th, 2009 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kassrachel.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaha! You are AWESOME.

Date: Jun. 14th, 2009 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] euclase.livejournal.com
Omg this is so brilliant.

Singer is, um, hot. XD

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 12:14 am (UTC)
lordhellebore: (fangirl)
From: [personal profile] lordhellebore
Wow ^^ Crack, but great crack.

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daasgrrl.livejournal.com
SORRY, WHAT? XD

...so, been sewing much lately?

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 12:37 am (UTC)
ext_2047: (Default)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Actually, not at all! I don't know what came over me. Maybe seeing the sewing machine in the guest room while I was home this morning?

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC)
ext_2047: (Default)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Hee. Thank you! I love the Internet for being able to share crazy things like this.

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC)
ext_2047: (wilson embarrassed)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Eh heh heh. I now consider the story a success.

ETA: That sort of sounds obnoxious, doesn't it? It wasn't meant to be! More of an evil cackle followed by a grin.
Edited Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 01:41 am (UTC)

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
ext_2047: (Default)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Three cheers for Kink Bingo!

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 12:39 am (UTC)
ext_2047: (Default)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Whee, someone else to share the dirty delicious pain of this idea with.

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackmare.livejournal.com
This is ... among the most inventive things I've ever seen.

I am in awe of your insane creativity. Wow. Never in a thousand years would I have thought of this.

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-detective.livejournal.com
Ahahaha, EXCELLENT!

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 07:09 am (UTC)
unfeathered: (Default)
From: [personal profile] unfeathered
Hee! That's brilliant!

And surprisingly hot. *g*

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzimi.livejournal.com
I'm so disturbed that it was kind of hot... XD

Brilliant!

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 11:34 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Oh, thank you! Once you start to think in such twisted and wrong anthropomorphic ways, though, I think the ideas just don't stop coming. SGA fandom is also great for turning characters into things like ice cubes, cookies and socks.

Date: Jun. 15th, 2009 11:34 am (UTC)

Date: Jun. 16th, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)
ext_2047: (Default)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Hee, thanks!

Date: Jun. 16th, 2009 09:18 pm (UTC)
ext_2047: (Default)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: Jun. 17th, 2009 10:11 am (UTC)
ext_15370: Nothing special; just a pixelated rainbow. (The-House-Boy-1)
From: [identity profile] awils1.livejournal.com
Brilliant! A drabble that hits more kinky/squicky buttons than I ever dared think I had. Very well done :).

Date: Jun. 18th, 2009 02:07 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
I'm laughing at the thought of literal buttons joining this story. :) Thanks!

Date: Jun. 20th, 2009 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdblindmouse.livejournal.com
Kink: Your pick of Piercing/Needles and F---ing Machines

Brilliant! And hot. Oh, and that reminds me, I need to investigate sewing machine porn prices.

Date: Jun. 20th, 2009 10:16 pm (UTC)
ext_2047: (Default)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
I feel that that is leading to jokes about sewing machine prostitution. But I am too sapped from today's heat to figure out what they are.

Anyway, thanks!

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