Mythtifying movies

First of all, how cute is this picture? Voldie & Harry from the Goblet of Fire premiere in NYC this weekend.

 

I watched a movie called “Frankenstein” today. ( Gothicism, sexy Europeans and MPREG! )

 

Is there any “Frankenstein: The Ending” fanfic out there, or do I have to do this myself?

 

Last night synn & I watched a flabbergasting movie called “Red Riding Hood” that just defies description.  Suffice it to say it involved a psychotic twelve-year-old American girl living alone in Rome who lusts after her British tutor by day and performs vigilante justice by night along with her imaginary friend in a wolf mask. When her grandmother arrives to take the girl back home to America, she keeps the woman hostage by drilling her kneecaps and tying her to the bed; when her dentist reveals he’s having an affair with the hygienist, she kills them both with a nail gun; when a homeless man tries to blackmail her, she whacks a wine bottle through his face with a shovel. The motivation for all this is apparently rage that her father died and left her alone. After a showdown in their apartment the girl is relegated to a psych ward in New York. But the movie doesn’t end there. No, a tap-dancing delivery guy gets his legs chopped off at the knee by the Big Bad Wolf wielding a katana, the wolf reveals himself to be her dead zombified father, they have a conversation worthy of Shaun of the Dead, and the two of them sing a duet.

 

No words.