Aug. 27th, 2009

bironic: Neil Perry gazing out a window at night (Default)
Title: Drilled
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 1,100
Summary: The one where Rodney is a drill and John is a stud.
Contains: Anthropomorphism, really bad puns, power tool angst
A/N: For the [livejournal.com profile] kink_bingo square, "dirty talk." If the sewing machine wasn't enough, here is some carpentry. You guys, www.specialbolts.net had 47 pages of fastener terms and definitions, each dirtier-sounding than the last. Alas that in a minor tragedy of life, it is no longer online. Web archive to the rescue.


Expand'What you need is a good, long screw. And I'm going to give it to you.' )


x-posted to mckay_sheppard, sga_noticeboard and anthropomor_fic

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