Amnesty: Two House/Wilson fics

Okay, I am calling amnesty on these two House/Wilson fics from, er, 2007-2008.

First, what was going to be a sequel to No Pain. Summary: House conducts a study. Wilson isn't happy. ~1,000 words.

(  'There's no substitute for real, fresh, hot human blood.'  )

Second, a medical kink story that I wanted to write after I learned what an endorectal coil is. It was going to be pervertible sex toy fic on an MRI machine bench, with Wilson strapped down in a vest-like torso coil and House teasing him. Alas, I never could bridge from the banter intro to the satisfying kinky sex part. ~800 words.

( His heart beat faster at the thought that this could actually happen. )

Thanks for reading. :)

New (/old) SGA fic! In which John and Ronon dance offworld, and Teyla sings.

Still thinking of a title, but whatever, three years later it is done!

Title: Songs they have sung for a thousand years
Fandom: SGA
Characters: John, Ronon, Teyla, Rodney, OCs
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,100
Summary: Kopha-na and kopha-da: supporter and supported. The team joins an offworld performance one evening.
Contains: Nothing objectionable, I don't think. May edge into embarrassment/public performance squick. No spoilers.
A/N: This story was born of picturing Sheppard as the lead dancer on a Greek TV segment, looking awkward yet slinky. Accordingly, I have stolen without shame from Greek folk dancing, especially tsamikos, especially this performance and this Macedonian dance (really picks up at 2:25ish). Many thanks to some f-listers who gave invaluable input on the first, incomplete draft back in Jan. '09. Title from "The Sound of Music."


( After a day of first-contact greetings, trade talk, and a modest but delicious town barbecue, M9R-390 was inching its way up into John's Top Twenty Planets in Pegasus list. )

x-posted to sga_noticeboard, sga_flashfic on DW, and AO3