oscar slash

[bironic]

Haha, Western-slash and two cases of actor-slash within the opening monologue! It makes up for Jon Stewart's otherwise mediocre routine. (Ah, nothing like hundreds of millions of politically diverse viewers to pressure the humor out of a speech.) After the fanvid movie montage I left the room, because really, he's not going to top that.

("Get it?" I asked. "Top?"
"Go upstairs," said my sister.)

So in sum, anyone who says RPS infuriates and/or humiliates the actors involved ought to check with Billy Crystal, Chris Rock, Jon Stewart and George Clooney first.