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So, huh. I have this whole list of things I loved—because, as usual, the more Wilson there is in an episode, the more I enjoy it—but there wasn't much to chew on otherwise.

Except maybe this:

I'm not sure how I feel about House needing a team to solve the case. Sure, it's been brought up before, in "Airborne" and "Epiphany" and elsewhere, but it seemed, or I'd hoped, that having people around to challenge him made the process of diagnosis easier, not that he was incapable of functioning on his own. He seemed perfectly able to predict each fellow's response to his theories in "No Reason," for example. At least by the end of the episode, Cuddy and House had agreed that he can do it, but things go more smoothly and quickly when he has his sounding boards around to fire back counterarguments and alternate angles (e.g. Cameron's humanitarianism). I just kept wondering—didn't House solve cases on his own before he hired the Three Stooges? Shouldn't he and Cuddy and Wilson remember that? Will we ever get solid backstory detailing how long he ran his own Diagnostics department before the fellows joined in? Did he even run one on his own, or did Chase happen right after House came back from medical leave post-infarction or right after House got his job description switched from some other department? Questions, questions. Every year it's like everyone forgets what happened before and they have to rediscover these basic House-truths, like, Hey, he functions better on Vicodin!, or, Hey, he's dangerous but strangely effective at what he does!

On that note, seeing Wilson and Cuddy conspiring in her office in the third scene was worrisome for a while there, as if we were about to be treated to Season Three all over again, the two of them plotting behind House's back to get him to act the way they thought was best for him. I even wrote on my little note sheet, "Have they learned anything?!" While it'll probably take a few more episodes to be sure, it seems that they did: this year, they're working with House to get him to do what they want. There's still plenty of manipulation, but it's all out in the open; Wilson flaunts it in his face, with humor, that he has kidnapped the guitar to force him to read resumes, and Cuddy straight-out bargains with him on whether he needs to hire a new team. No subterfuge. Well, less subterfuge, and this time it was more good-humored. (Until things turned "ugly" with the TiVo-erasure threat and cancer patient abduction!) And I did agree with Cuddy, for a change, on her decision to send out that memo forbidding people to participate in House's floating crap game differential, because unlike giving him his medication, this would have been unnecessarily enabling; if he needs a team, he should get a team, not pester everyone else when they're trying to do their own jobs.

I very much liked how House's need for input sent him out into the hospital we hardly get to see, teeming with doctors, nurses and staff (and sensitive janitors! whee!) doing their jobs. I really wish they'd appear more; House's department doesn't work in a vacuum, and it gets claustrophobic with such a small cast interacting only with each other in the same few spaces week after week.

Not much different about the show's structure. Variations within the theme: a falling building instead of misdirection with an "unexpected" person falling ill in the teaser; identity confusion instead of a medical twist in the conclusion; House playing an electric guitar in his office instead of his acoustic guitar and/or piano at home; otherwise, the same credits, the same misdiagnoses along the way with some self-referential comments as if in apology (this time, the plastic surgeried-out mother demanding to know what the hell PPTH was doing to her daughter with all these disasters), the same challenge from Cuddy and lecture from Wilson and Lesson Learned But Kind of Not from House, the same Epiphany Moment, etc. etc.

Do we need to discuss the titular theme? House is alone because his team left and he's sad and less effective! Wilson's alone and has nothing better to do with his time than construct elaborate ransom notices and photographs doubtless based on his favorite black-and-white movies even though he fails at hiding the cut-up newspapers! Cuddy's alone because they totally dropped the plot where she wanted a baby! The boyfriend and mother are alone because their girlfriend and daughter is a stranger to them! No wait, I mean, dead! The patient's alone because nobody realizes she's not who they think she is, and her boyfriend's nowhere to be found! Cameron, Foreman and Chase are all alone wherever they are, because they're not a team anymore and they find themselves oddly missing their old jobs! …Okay, I think we're done.


Okay, and here's that list of things I loved.

- Janitor! How awesome is it that they didn't just have him play dumb while House bounced ideas off him like the trio on the airplane last season, they kept going with it—offering relatively useful suggestions for the ddx, into the lab coat for the family meeting, back to get them to sign the form, standing up to House (sort of) when it came time to break into the patient's house, and then back again at the end for a little farewell—at which point I was sure he was going to say offhandedly that he found a nice-looking guitar in one of the storage closets, because he'd been in cahoots with Wilson the whole time.

- "My grandma has lupus"! That's a new, creative way for the show to poke fun at itself.

- Field trip! Camera angles are weird, and I'm not a fan of the crazy handheld cinematographic style, and the colors are saturated too far into green for my taste, but—who cares when House and Wilson take a field trip that includes Wilson being tricked into thinking House was actually going to pay for lunch, and gratuitous shots of Wilson's leg, and House smiling his devious little smile at having tricked him into doing work for him, and House lying on a big bed, calling to him? (Note to self: Wilson knows YouTube.)

- Ransom note! Sale on liquid Tide, my ass, Wilson (although I completely believed you, you big dork who's played by the infamously penny-pinching RSL). I LOVE YOU.

- OMG and the deep voice over the teeny fan voice modulator (thank you, [livejournal.com profile] deelaundry!). Better than House-this-is-God voice. LOVE.

- All together, now: picture Wilson alone in his room arranging the guitar to his satisfaction and snapping Polaroids of it and judging their dramatic impact before selecting just the right one to pack up and give House.

- Flirting and bickering and pranks and knowing each other so so well and only mini-lectures and gazing adorably at each other and Wilson making silly faces and having lines and oh. I don't know who pressed the big RESET button to send us back to pre-Season Three and I'm not sure I like the fact that Wilson's observation post-Tritter that nothing's changed may be true and I'm not sure this dynamic will even reappear after the premiere, but this is a very happy place.

- SWEATSHIRT and TOUSLED HAIR. That poof you just heard was me exploding from the pleasure of having a canon visual to go with all the imagined scenarios of Wilson called out of his comfy bed in the middle of the night because of House. And it continues! Spanish soaps on TiVo that I thought was porn! House making fun of Bush! House having broken into Wilson's hotel room in the first place! I wonder what else he ferreted out in there that'll come up for humiliation and/or blackmail material later.

- I hope that girl from the ER/ICU comes back. She was smart and plucky without being annoying (yet?).

- Ho boy, so much fodder for audio manips. "Can I watch?" ... crap, and half a dozen other things I've forgotten but were awesome in and out of context. ETA: Such as "Bring it on!" (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] purridot!) ETA 2: And let's not forget the out-of-context visual clip of Wilson going to check on his patient and instead whipping the hospital blanket off the smiling staff guy in scrubs. RAVISH ME NOW, his devilish smile says to Wilson.

- SO MUCH FUN. Guitar strings, tortured oh so slowly, screaming. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Your guess as to whether that's a transcription of Wilson's imitation or my reaction. (That poor torn-out piece has got to be from a dummy guitar, right? Right? Wilson? You wouldn't hurt House's baby—you'd only make him think you did.)

- Oh, God, there aren't words for the joy of so many House-and-Wilson scenes in a row.

- And then Wilson said "plangent." My heart.


David Shore is back, baby. May he stay here.

The end.

No, wait -- where was the guitar being held hostage?

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purridot.livejournal.com
I love your loved!list above <3

picture Wilson alone in his room arranging the guitar to his satisfaction and snapping Polaroids of it and judging their dramatic impact before selecting just the right one

That sounds... almost a bit pornographic. :D BRING IT ON!

This episode was BLISS to me. I almost feel like I dreamed it. House and Wilson were so unbelievably cute and sexy together, and the show was so witty, and Cameron was so absent. And then tousled!Wilson came on... dear Lord, that is what I want for my birthday next year. PLEASE.

May the season continue in this wondrously happy vein!

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:17 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ahab99.livejournal.com
Here's what I don't understand: how is getting lab tests done anything like having his team to talk over the problem? I guess it's only a thing in imaginary!hospital world where lab techs and nurses don't exist??? Because I'm not quite sure how Cuddy expected House to treat the patient without actually, you know, testing his theories.

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jdr1184.livejournal.com
No, wait -- where was the guitar being held hostage?

I bet Wilson hid the guitar in the clinic. House would never look there. :)

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
Excellent analysis - everything I loved.

- OMG and the deep voice over the teeny fan. - The device was actually a voice modulator, designed for that purpose. You can buy them on the internet. I had noticed it on Wilson's desk in the promo pictures but didn't know what it was.

Wilson is adorable. And gay. But we knew that.

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:21 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Yeah, that made no sense; it wasn't like the pathologist (was she the same one who'd succumbed to House's flirtations in some season past?) was helping him the way his team would -- well, except for the part where he always made his team run the tests, too, which, no.

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com
Arrrrgh, I need to see the first nine-tenths of this ep! However, I firmly believe that RSL kept any Tide coupons he might have found and House totally found Wilson's gay porn stash after he made it through the telenovelas.

Cuddy's alone because they totally dropped the plot where she wanted a baby!

Don't. Get. Me. Started. Hoping against hope for some good Cuddy characterization this season here. Or a scene where House, Wilson, and Cuddy hang out in the hotel room, popping antidepressants and lamenting their abandoned plotlines.

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:23 am (UTC)
ext_2047: (wilson kisses)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
dear Lord, that is what I want for my birthday next year. PLEASE.

I'll fight you for him. :D Or maybe we can set up a rotating schedule among LJ fans so we each get some birthday time with him. It's not like he doesn't have the room in his schedule, as he's always so fond of saying in his interviews.

That sounds... almost a bit pornographic.

EXACTLY. Oh and thank you, that was one of the quotes I forgot!

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:25 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
Ha! Very possible.

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theninth.livejournal.com
didn't House solve cases on his own before he hired the Three Stooges?

And over the past three months since they've been gone?

Seriously, this episode restored my faith in the show.

You know Wilson used a dummy guitar. HOUSE knew Wilson used a dummy guitar.

And I think Cuddy was in on it, at least as an accomplice after the fact. The guitar was probably in her office (or possibly it was in there and she didn't even know it was, because Wilson was stressing "she" a few times, like he wanted House to go find it and blame Cuddy).

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:27 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
We did, but a little extra evidence -- or a lot, in this case -- never hurts!

Thanks for correcting me on the "fan" he was using; that makes much more sense. Also, yeah, I misread "promo" as "porno" in your comment. Oops. Except, hey, nice place for my brain to be for a minute there.

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:30 am (UTC)
ext_2047: (Default)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
*sniff* *sniff* What's that? I think I smell meta-fic. :D

Arrrrgh, I need to see the first nine-tenths of this ep!

You do! And then you need to watch many scenes over and over.

Definitely with you on Wilson snipping coupons (and, ha, totally destroying a complete stranger's fliers while he's in her house illegally) and on House discovering (and possibly pilfering) his porn.

Oh! That reminds me of something I forgot to put in there about Wilson whipping the blanket off the smirking staff guy. *adds*

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:36 am (UTC)
ext_2047: (Default)
From: [identity profile] bironic.livejournal.com
I wondered if it could have been in Cuddy's office, and whether she originally suggested it to Wilson after she left House's office in the beginning, but I also suspect that if she was in on it, she'd have made a crack about it at some point to House. Faux-sympathy about whether he wanted to cure the girl so he could have his precious baby back.

And over the past three months since they've been gone?

Or possibly two weeks, if Cuddy's complaint in the beginning means he's been sitting around since the fellows left instead of treating patients (on his own or in the clinic) and then stopping.

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deelaundry.livejournal.com
If I have porno pics featuring Wilson and do not share, you have my permission to have me killed. Seriously.

Still so happy about the episode. : )

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purridot.livejournal.com
That sounds... almost a bit pornographic.

EXACTLY.

Especially if you leave out "guitar", as I did when I first read your review. (We are incorrigible tonight, aren't we!)

It was nice to see Wilson's hotel room looking cozier too :D

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephantom.livejournal.com
A very possible theory! But I think Wilson just stressed "she" and "her" because House referred to the guitar as being a "her" and Wilson was like uhhhh ok.

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 05:34 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ignazwisdom.livejournal.com
Every year it's like everyone forgets what happened before and they have to rediscover these basic House-truths, like, Hey, he functions better on Vicodin!, or, Hey, he's dangerous but strangely effective at what he does!

Thank you, yes. And the result is that every other episode feels like they're dumping a truckful of anvils on our heads, with a few "WTF?"s mixed in -- like why does Wilson refer to House hiring a team three years ago (which implies that he hired them all at the same time, as a unit) when Chase suggested in S2 that he was hired some time before the others (and that's what the pilot script said, too)?

On that note, seeing Wilson and Cuddy conspiring in her office in the third scene was worrisome for a while there, as if we were about to be treated to Season Three all over again, the two of them plotting behind House's back to get him to act the way they thought was best for him.

Ugh, I had that same reaction. My stomach sank, especially because I'd just rewatched those early S3 episodes a week or two ago to see if they sucked less or made any more sense now, but they didn't.

But overall, there was a LOT of brain candy in this one and being a simple gal, I was pleased with it. :)

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daasgrrl.livejournal.com
I thought it was cute that for once I'd heard of the (or at least, a) case that this one was based on. I loved comedy!RSL doing his comedy 'eeeee' routine. I loved House bouncing on the bed calling to Wilson and all the ransom note stuff. I may even have LOL'd a few times. But I was still strangely 'flat' about the whole episode. I dunno.

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theninth.livejournal.com
True. I didn't catch the two week thing. House is probably the only doctor who could get away with doing absolutely nothing, too. Just deem a case as "not interesting" or diagnose it in about 30 seconds and complain about how the other doctors were idiots for missing the obvious, and then go back to playing his guitar.

(Gibson guitar, Fender amp. Equal opportunity advertising!)

Date: Sep. 26th, 2007 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fallen-arazil.livejournal.com
Ambivalence, yay!

I enjoyed watching the ep, but I agree with you--most of what I enjoyed was shallow, leaving me feeling strangely unsatisfied afterwards. I mean, we all love rumpled!Wilson and the screeching of a guitar string, or Cuddy sitting on the conference room table with her legs crossed looking hoooooot, but fanservice does not always make for good TV.

I also liked blonde doctor lady, an opinion which seems to put me in the minority, but oh well. She seemed really earnest, which was cute.

Date: Sep. 27th, 2007 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anitac588.livejournal.com
Oh, God, there aren't words for the joy of so many House-and-Wilson scenes in a row
I was surprised how little or close to nothing I missed the ducklings, I was quite happy with Cuddy/Wilson/House with dudes de jour for (additional) comic relief. I mean I wouldn't mind a cameo appearance of Chase making out with a hot guy in a secluded corner of a street next to the POTW's home for House to spot him, but really, I was quite happy with the episode without them.

Date: Sep. 28th, 2007 09:37 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] wihluta.livejournal.com
Or a scene where House, Wilson, and Cuddy hang out in the hotel room, popping antidepressants and lamenting their abandoned plotlines.
I totally second that!! :-)

Date: Sep. 29th, 2007 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com
*laughs* I'm enjoying the fact that you keep popping up and feeding my ego today ('cause tomorrow I'ma take a test and DIE OMG).

Date: Sep. 29th, 2007 03:21 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] wihluta.livejournal.com
hey, anytime you need an ego feeding, just call me... ;-)

and I seriously hope you won't die today from taking that whatever-it-is-about-test!
*crosses fingers*

(btw, I've been wanting to ask for a while now, but my cheese-brain always forgets - do you mind if I friend you?

Date: Sep. 30th, 2007 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com
I still hate standardized testing, but I'm still alive. Friend away! *adds back*

Date: Oct. 4th, 2007 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joe-pike-junior.livejournal.com
I think that they were sort of implying that House has spent the last three months buying expensive guitars and playing them in his office, and letting the conference room get messy. And that he was much less efficient sans fellows. Or maybe they're just trying to say that under it all he's a sensitive guy who pines for human contact.

Seriously, this episode restored my faith in the show.
IAWTC. Well, I still had faith in it at the end of last series, but the beginning of this one is so much more enjoyable.

Cheers! (Just dropping in).
Armchair Elvis.

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