Title: Best of Enemies [AO3]
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (DS9)
Characters: Sisko and Dukat, plus cameos
Music: Audio excerpts from The Lego Batman Movie
Length: 1:23
Summary: Pffft. You think you're my greatest enemy?
Content notes: Hurt feelings.
Physical notes: The clips from "Waltz" have flickery firelight.
A/N: A belated
equinox_vids treat for
purplefringe, who requested:
(Er, also I reserve the right to change the ending later -- I had to stick in some clips so the credits would render correctly!)
Dialogue (slightly edited):
Batman: You think you're my greatest enemy?
Joker: Yes! You're obsessed with me!
Batman: *pfft* No, I'm not.
Joker: Yes, you are.
Batman: No, I'm not.
Joker: Yes, you are! Who else drives you to one-up them the way that I do?
Batman: Bane.
Joker: No, he doesn't.
Batman: Superman.
Joker: Superman's not a bad guy!
Batman: Then I'd say that I don't currently have "a bad guy." I am fighting a few different people.
Joker: What?
Batman: I like to fight around.
Joker: Okay, look, I'm fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that, but what we have? This is special. So when people ask you who's your number-one bad guy, you say...
Batman: ...Superman.
Joker: Are you seriously saying that there's nothing, nothing special about our relationship?
Batman: Whoa. Let me tell you something, J-bird. There is no "us." Batman and Joker are not a thing. I don't need you. You mean nothing to me.
* * *
Batman: I hate you.
Joker: *gasps* I hate you, too.
Batman: I hate you more.
Joker: I hate you the most.
Batman: I hate you forever.
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (DS9)
Characters: Sisko and Dukat, plus cameos
Music: Audio excerpts from The Lego Batman Movie
Length: 1:23
Summary: Pffft. You think you're my greatest enemy?
Content notes: Hurt feelings.
Physical notes: The clips from "Waltz" have flickery firelight.
A/N: A belated
if you're more a wacky-comedy-vid sort of person, I would absolutely love a vid about Sisko and his many nemeses! Gul Dukat, Kai Winn, Michael Eddington, Solok the Vulcan...who is his one true nemesis??! They all think it's them! :-DSorry it took so long! Needed to wait for the movie to come out on DVD so I could use the audio.
(Er, also I reserve the right to change the ending later -- I had to stick in some clips so the credits would render correctly!)
Best of Enemies from bironic on Vimeo.
Dialogue (slightly edited):
Batman: You think you're my greatest enemy?
Joker: Yes! You're obsessed with me!
Batman: *pfft* No, I'm not.
Joker: Yes, you are.
Batman: No, I'm not.
Joker: Yes, you are! Who else drives you to one-up them the way that I do?
Batman: Bane.
Joker: No, he doesn't.
Batman: Superman.
Joker: Superman's not a bad guy!
Batman: Then I'd say that I don't currently have "a bad guy." I am fighting a few different people.
Joker: What?
Batman: I like to fight around.
Joker: Okay, look, I'm fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that, but what we have? This is special. So when people ask you who's your number-one bad guy, you say...
Batman: ...Superman.
Joker: Are you seriously saying that there's nothing, nothing special about our relationship?
Batman: Whoa. Let me tell you something, J-bird. There is no "us." Batman and Joker are not a thing. I don't need you. You mean nothing to me.
* * *
Batman: I hate you.
Joker: *gasps* I hate you, too.
Batman: I hate you more.
Joker: I hate you the most.
Batman: I hate you forever.
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Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 06:01 pm (UTC)I was almost sorry to recontextualize that clip because his original wink at Bashir was also great, but if fandom has taught me anything it's that there is endless opportunity for reusing and reimagining material, for joy or other purposes.
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Date: Aug. 7th, 2017 02:58 pm (UTC)I know I flailed at you about this on twitter, but it doesn't feel like I've left a *proper* comment until I've flailed at you HERE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS FOR ME, YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN!!! THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT AND EVERY SINGLE THING I WAS HOPING FOR \o/ \o/
I just. It's SO PERFECTLY CUT with SUCH BRILLIANT CLIP CHOICES, I can't believe the effort that must have gone into finding them. It makes me cackle *every single time* and I've watched it upwards of ten times now. I love all the choices you made (Kai Winn as Superman is PERFECT) and how you included enemies of Sisko that I'd forgotten about - Q! Gowron!
In conclusion: THIS IS PERF YOU ARE PERF THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUUUU \o/