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Title: Best of Enemies [AO3]
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (DS9)
Characters: Sisko and Dukat, plus cameos
Music: Audio excerpts from The Lego Batman Movie
Length: 1:23
Summary: Pffft. You think you're my greatest enemy?
Content notes: Hurt feelings.
Physical notes: The clips from "Waltz" have flickery firelight.
A/N: A belated [personal profile] equinox_vids treat for [personal profile] purplefringe, who requested:
if you're more a wacky-comedy-vid sort of person, I would absolutely love a vid about Sisko and his many nemeses! Gul Dukat, Kai Winn, Michael Eddington, Solok the Vulcan...who is his one true nemesis??! They all think it's them! :-D
Sorry it took so long! Needed to wait for the movie to come out on DVD so I could use the audio.

(Er, also I reserve the right to change the ending later -- I had to stick in some clips so the credits would render correctly!)

Best of Enemies from bironic on Vimeo.

Dialogue (slightly edited):

Batman: You think you're my greatest enemy?
Joker: Yes! You're obsessed with me!
Batman: *pfft* No, I'm not.
Joker: Yes, you are.
Batman: No, I'm not.
Joker: Yes, you are! Who else drives you to one-up them the way that I do?
Batman: Bane.
Joker: No, he doesn't.
Batman: Superman.
Joker: Superman's not a bad guy!
Batman: Then I'd say that I don't currently have "a bad guy." I am fighting a few different people.
Joker: What?
Batman: I like to fight around.
Joker: Okay, look, I'm fine with you fighting other people if you wanna do that, but what we have? This is special. So when people ask you who's your number-one bad guy, you say...
Batman: ...Superman.
Joker: Are you seriously saying that there's nothing, nothing special about our relationship?
Batman: Whoa. Let me tell you something, J-bird. There is no "us." Batman and Joker are not a thing. I don't need you. You mean nothing to me.

* * *

Batman: I hate you.
Joker: *gasps* I hate you, too.
Batman: I hate you more.
Joker: I hate you the most.
Batman: I hate you forever.

Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 11:55 am (UTC)
happydork: A graph-theoretic tree in the shape of a dog, with the caption "Tree (with bark)" (Default)
From: [personal profile] happydork
Ahahahaha this is amazing and perfect and beautiful, you are a visionary, this is the greatest!

Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 12:05 pm (UTC)
thingswithwings: dear teevee: I want to crawl inside you (a dude crawls inside a tv) (Default)
From: [personal profile] thingswithwings
lollllll I am giggling madly! So many absolutely perfect decisions were made here. That Sisko wink!

Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 12:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cosmic_llin
OMG I'm screaming, this is amazing!

Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 01:01 pm (UTC)
sixbeforelunch: julian bashir and miles o'brien, no text (trek - bashir and o'brien)
From: [personal profile] sixbeforelunch
Ahhh that was awesome! Thank you for the early morning laugh! The clips fit the dialogue perfectly. Great work! :)

Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 04:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] seekingferret

Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 04:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jetpack_monkey

Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 05:36 pm (UTC)
stardreamer: Meez headshot (Default)
From: [personal profile] stardreamer
This is really funny -- great editing!

Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 06:34 pm (UTC)
yhlee: red and black tentacle heart pendant (tentacle heart)
From: [personal profile] yhlee
This is delightful. =) It's been a long time since I watched DS9 but I miss it.

Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 06:55 pm (UTC)
cinco: Spock looking doubtful: "O RLY?" (Default)
From: [personal profile] cinco
AHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOL. I haven't watched much of DS9, but I still thought this was hilarious (and of course I've sent it to R, who loves DS9). <333

Date: Jul. 31st, 2017 09:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kuwdora
god this is soooooooooooo greaaaaaaaat

Date: Aug. 1st, 2017 01:17 am (UTC)
marginaliana: Buddy the dog carries Bobo the toy (Default)
From: [personal profile] marginaliana
This made me laugh so hard!

Date: Aug. 6th, 2017 11:59 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jb_slasher
Epic. Totally Epic. :D

Date: Aug. 7th, 2017 02:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] purplefringe

I know I flailed at you about this on twitter, but it doesn't feel like I've left a *proper* comment until I've flailed at you HERE.


I just. It's SO PERFECTLY CUT with SUCH BRILLIANT CLIP CHOICES, I can't believe the effort that must have gone into finding them. It makes me cackle *every single time* and I've watched it upwards of ten times now. I love all the choices you made (Kai Winn as Superman is PERFECT) and how you included enemies of Sisko that I'd forgotten about - Q! Gowron!



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