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22. Middle School

Our family was watching French Kiss—typical fare, since my dad loved Meg Ryan and both of my parents liked romantic comedies—and when the scene came on where Meg Ryan's character, Kate, describes the unsatisfactory night she lost her virginity in her boyfriend's basement during Jeopardy, my dad turned to me and said, "If you ever do that, I'll kill you."

Date: Jan. 23rd, 2007 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mer-duff.livejournal.com
Heh. I wonder if that was the book my friend IM and I found when we were five. I remember our mothers being a little distressed, so I don't think we were supposed to have read it quite yet.

As far as I can recall, my mother's sole contribution to my sex education was the casual comment, as she was driving me to band practice, that women masturbate too.

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